That’s what park rangers are telling saguaro cacti when they embed microchips into the prickly plants. A rash of saguaro-nappings has been spreading across Arizona as landscapers steal the stately cacti and haul them away for personal use. The microchips will alert ranges whenever a cactus is one the move, and help return them to their original homes. And Mer-chan has the perfect training exercise: practice the pincushion cactus in our desert-theme sewing box.

A park ranger helps a cactus update its Facebook page