Go see Warhol vs. Banksy at The Hospital Gallery in London till September 1. Marilyn (Warhol) catfights Kate (Banksy). Queen Elizabeth (Warhol) does bigbattel with Princess Diana (Banksy).

What’s left after the dust settles? We declare Warhol the winner; he threw down some great parties and has better hair. Plus he has a hot, bony ass. It sounds kinda disrespectful now that he’s dead, but we crushed on his bony ass way back when he was alive too!