Dogster lets your pup have his own profile. Hoping for faster adoptions, the DC Humane Society’s dogs have pages. It’s nice that the internet is working for other species, but our office mascot Trotsky is just barely learning to master the trackpad with his nose. With a little practice, he’ll soon meet real-world friends (like Chicken Bone, Flattened Road Rat, and Pugs Who Won’t Play With Me Waaaaah!) online.

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Feline friends, there’s Catster for you. And Katy likes Napster but only because she thinks it’s for sleepyheads.