“Straight from the LEGO Star Warsâ„¢ collection, Princess Leia is ready to guard your keys and save the galaxy!” And leave your teefs on the sidewalk too. Lego people are never anatomically correct, but this tough Princess Leia is a chick with a dick. This keychain is so ewww. The bikini doesn’t even reach her sides — what does she look like from behind? She looks like a bad tranny, that’s what.

Why did they have to dress her like that? She was dressed in a bikini that for one small, totally gratuitous scene (that Carrie Fisher rocked by the way). Talk about immortalizing a compromising position. They didn’t depict the Chewie keychain in the scene where he parts his fur and takes a piss. Okay, so that wasn’t an actual scene but it was implied; you know he had to at some point when he was hanging out with Hans Solo at the bar.

They should have gone with Leia’s white robe look. I think some cube-buns on the side of her blockhead would have been adorable.